Alright folks, buckle up. It’s June 15th, 2025 — Sunday. The markets are stretching their legs, sipping chai, and getting ready to jumpstart the Monday chaos. And here I am, sacrificing my weekend peace to give you a heads-up on what His Royal Shininess, XAUUSD (aka Gold), might be up to.
Let’s unpack Friday’s drama first, shall we?
Gold strutted down to flirt with 3377 — tried to act like “I’m gonna dump,” but guess what? It got shy at 3379, pulled a u-turn, and zoomed straight up to a majestic 3447 before casually chilling at 3432 for the daily close.
Like… wow. From breakdown threat to glow-up king. We love a dramatic comeback.
But wait, there’s more
Why this epic bounce? Because apparently, Israel and Iran just decided to throw the planet into yet another war. Yup. That’s right. Global peace said, “I’m out,” and Gold said, “Let me thrive in this chaos.” You thought the Russia-Ukraine plotline was enough? Nope. Season 3 just dropped: Israel vs. Iran: Gold’s Revenge.
So yeah… Gold is BULLISH, my friends. Not just technically bullish. No no, it’s “Middle-East-is-on-fire” bullish. We’re talking “hold my candle” levels of bullishness.
Now let’s talk Monday setups (aka how to not blow up your account):
Prime Bullish Buffet Zone: 3413–3405
This is the sweet spot. If Gold dips into this zone and gives a cute little bounce?
Boom – first target: 3421.
Second course: 3432.
Dessert: 3447.
Then trail your SL like you’ve finally learned something and let it ride. Or mess it up — your call.
3400 Level
This is no random number, people. This is the Last RBS Standing from the Daily timeframe for Monday. Gold used to hate it, now it loves it. We stan this growth.
3380 – The “Don’t You Dare” Zone
If Gold slips below 3380? Bulls will start sweating. That’s your last decent line of defense for the buy brigade for Monday.
Weekly Setup
But hey, if you’re a long-term dip hunter with diamond hands and no feelings, you might want to peek between 3370–3350. That’s where the serious investors hang out (you know, the ones who don’t scream at every 5-minute candle).
Super Ultra Conservative Grandma Entry: 3250–3230
Only for the weekly traders who’ve survived at least 2 recessions, 1 crypto winter, and still use RSI like it’s 2011.
And Now… The Big What If:
If Gold breaks above 3447 on Monday and gives you a retest, don’t just sit there like a confused crab — you may want to consider jumping in, if your method approves, and if you see signs. (Hint: That means real confirmation, not just candle lust.)
And because the world is apparently in “permanent crisis mode,” don’t be shocked if Gold decides to skip all the drama and just blast off from the current closing area — or even pull a fakeout at 3421 before launching higher.
TL;DR: Gold might not even wait for your precious entry zones. It’s got war wings now.
Also, let’s not rule out a wild gap up on Monday. Wars don’t usually RSVP. One big headline and BAM — Gold might gap open like it’s trying to join NASA.
And just in case you’re wondering:
Yes, Gold to 4000 is no longer a meme. It’s an actual possibility now. Because with nuclear war jokes becoming actual headlines, Gold’s next stop could very well be “are-you-kidding-me” levels.
Wrapping It Up:
- Monday: Watch 3413–3405 like a hawk.
- 3400 is the Daily RBS lifeline.
- 3380 is the last decent floor.
- Below that, pray to the trading gods or wait near 3350.
- Weekly connoisseurs? 3405 is your critical zone.
- Long-term weirdos? Wait for 3250 like patient old turtles.
- And if Gold flies past 3447 — don’t FOMO… unless you have a valid plan (and therapy lined up just in case).
Disclaimer:
This is not financial advice. This is caffeine-fueled sarcasm mixed with market insight and trauma healing. If you win? Send biryani. If you lose? Send therapy bills to your own bad decisions.
Now go trade smart. Use a stop loss. And for heaven’s sake, stop proposing to candles that ghost you.
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